How Much is Enough?

Preparation Time:  5 Minutes

Duration:  15 Minutes

Ingredients needed: Toilet paper 

Description: This is a classic game that I've seen in several forms.  Take around a roll of toilet paper to each guest and have them "Tear off as much as they need."  Don't explain what they need it for.  Once everyone has their length, bring out the Guest of Honor and see if anyone's toilet paper can fit around her baby belly!  The closest to a perfect fit wins.

How to get ready:  There's not really much to prepare for this game, just make sure you have a full roll of toilet paper.

Helpful stuff:  Much of the fun of this game is when the guests are taking their TP.  Since they don't know what its for, they don't know if they should be conservative or not!  A lot of people already know this game, so they tear off plenty.  Others may not have a clue, so they just get a sheet or two, not nearly enough to do THIS job. 

Variations:  If you have a crowd that might know this game, try this:  have them tear off the TP, then measure the DADDY's belly.  This might work out the same if he's got a beer belly, but at least they won't be expecting it!

Also, I've seen this done with string, but usually then the guests are told what the string is for.